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A young man went to his grandfather’s place to stay for the weekend. He was sitting down for lunch when he noticed that the spoons and forks were encrusted in … …

Husband and wife got into a spat. so the wife called up her mom and said, “He argued with me again, I am coming to live with you.” Mom said, … …

Little Johnny is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?” His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.” “Oh,” says Little Johnny. “Well, how … …

The pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would … …

A man prepares his donkey and dog for a long journey up a mountain. He places a pack straddle on the donkey’s back and fills everything to maximum weight. Because … …

A 100-year-old man was having a big birthday party at his nursing home. A TV crew was there to interview the man on this special day. “Please tell our audience … …

An elderly guy gets invited to a Halloween party at a farm just a mile outside town. He has a little too much to drink, and being responsible, decides to … …

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost … …

Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honoured tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than your Father!” Billy declared. … …

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly … …