A Man Came To Visit His Grandparents.
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed.. His grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist … …
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Paddy Hates His Wife’s Cat.
Paddy hates his wife’s cat so much he drives it to the next town and dumps it there. When he gets home, the cat was there. The next day he … …
Alan’s Wife Called Him As He Was At In The Pub.
Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within 20 minutes I’m going to feed … …
A Little Boy Was Waiting For His Mom Outside.
A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies’ room of the gas station: A man approached him and asked. “Sonny, can you tell me … …
Husband Talked To His Wife.
Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ? Wife: A Giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a giraffe from? Ask … …
A 12-year-old Boy Was Walking Down.
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you a large bag of … …
Husband Decided To Do Yoga.
Husband decided to do yoga. As he was getting ready, the wife woke up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her, “Honey, would you like to join me … …
A Monkey Is Sitting In A Tree.
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey “Hey, what’re you doing?” The monkey replies, “Smokin’ … …
A Hat-Seller Who Passed By A Forest.
There was once a hat-seller who passed by a forest on his way back from the market. The weather was very hot and so he decided to take a nap … …
A Woman In A Supermarket Is Following A Grandfather.
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things. The … …