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The donkey said to the tiger, ‘The grass is blue.’ Tiger said, ‘No grass is green.’ Then the discussion between the two became intense. Both of them are firm in … …

A poodle and a collie are walking down the street when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my … …

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00. Why so little?” she asked the … …

A police officer pulls over an elderly couple He walks up to the driver’s side window and asks the husband for his license and registration. The wife, hard of hearing, … …

An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar As they are sitting down and drinking, they eventually start talking about conception and the question of “When … …

The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. – A cat shows up. St Peter says “I know you! You were a very nice … …

One day Billy called the little Johnny. Billy: I’m in big trouble! JOHNNY: Why is that? Billy: I saw a mouse in my house! JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need … …

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their … …

“Johnny, where’s your homework”? Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. “My dog ate it”, was his solemn response. “Johnny, I’ve been a teacher … …

“My grandmother told me how she ended up marrying Grandpa. She was in her 20s, and the man she was dating left for war. “We were in love,” she recalled, … …