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One day a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, … …

A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart … …

A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the wife went on the … …

Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a … …

A man goes to a pet shop and sees a talking parrot. He asks the owner how much it costs. The owner says, “The parrot is $50, but he has … …

Englishman: “That your Dog”..?? Welshman: “Aye”. Englishman: “Mind if I Speak to him”..?? Welshman: “Dog don’t Talk.” Englishman: Hey Dog, how’s it going”..?? Dog: “Doing All Right, Thanks”. Welshman: (Look … …

A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.” … …

Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport: After verifying his seat number with … …

A man is driving past a farm when he runs over a rooster. He feels bad about it, so he collects the rooster and goes to knock on the door of … …

Once there was a fly sitting on a lawnmower handle soaking up the sun. All of a sudden a little boy came running out of the house, eating a bologna … …