Little Johnny Was Practicing The Violin.
Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den: The family dog was lying in the den, and as … …
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A Young Lady Came Home From Date.
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. … …
A Man Leans Over To The Bartender. This Is Funny.
A Man Walks Into a Bar, he leans over and says to the bartender, “Hey, will you give me a free beer if I show you something so amazing that … …
A Sweet Old Lady Telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital.
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator … …
A Snake Asks His Buddy A Question.
There were two snakes talking. The first one said “Sidney, are we the type of snakes that wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they’re dead? Or are … …
A Dad Was Having A Conversation.
A dad was having a conversation with his 8 year old son about what he would like to be when he grew up. He went over many job ideas, when … …
A Woman Visits Her Husband In Prison. This Is Super Funny.
A woman visits her husband in prison… Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs and says, “Are … …
An Accountant Is In A Car Travelling.
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You’re pretty good with numbers, … …
An Old Man Was Sitting In Private Box.
An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him: A young enthusiast saw the empty seat and said … …
Two Elderly Couples Were Having Dinner.
Two elderly couples were having dinner. When one of the men says to the other man of the group, “Hey Stan, tell us about the college course you recently took!” … …