Little Johnny Goes Down To The Pond.
One day, Marie sent her little boy Johnny down to the pond to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in the water, he saw … …
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A Man Gifted His Wife A Diamond Necklace.
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary. And wife didn’t speak to him for 1 month. The other man asked : “Was the necklace FAKE?” The … …
Little Johnny Is Playing Doctors.
Little Johnny is playing Doctors and Nurses with little Suzie, It’s little johnny’s turn and so he begins, He picks up his cat and rubs it all over Little Suzie … …
Husband Talked To His Wife.
Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ? Wife: A Giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a giraffe from? Ask … …
Paddy Saw An Elderly Woman Drop Her Purse.
Paddy saw an elderly woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so he quickly followed her. As he was just about to tap her on the shoulder … …
An Elderly Men Were Venting Their Frustrations.
A couple of elderly men were venting their frustrations about the woes of modern technology. “I just can’t ever seem to remember my darn passwords,” grumbled one of them. The … …
Johnny Was Going To His Father’s House.
Little Johnny was going to his father’s house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon. He was walking to … …
A DEA Agent Stopped At A Ranch.
A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch and talked to an old rancher… He told the rancher ‘I need to inspect your property for illegally grown drugs.’ The rancher said, … …
A Farmer Lived Alone With His Pet Dog.
A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died, and Patrick went to the parish priest, saying. “Father, my dog died. … …
A Lady Was Very Concerned About Her Missing Parrot.
There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she called 911. “You gotta help me find my parrot!” The operator … …