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Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong. “What’s the problem?” she asked. “I hope it’s not about your homework again.” “Well, uh, yes it … …

One day a man with an elephant walks into a movie theatre: “I’m afraid I can’t let your elephant in here, sir.” The manager says. “Oh, I assure you, he’s … …

A wise old man was sitting at the river bank. He saw a cat that had fallen into the river struggling to save itself from drowning. The man decided to … …

An old man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination: He decided to stop at the next city he came to and park … …

An old man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk, When he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently … …

Once a software engineer saw a bull pulling a cart and the farmer was sleeping peacefully in that cart. He was very surprised to see this scene and without stopping … …

A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. “Are you crazy,” hollered … …

An elderly guy gets pulled over by a speed cop as he’s doing 80mph in a 30mph zone. The guy winds his window down as the cop approaches him and … …

Two elderly women were having a late lunch and a drink at a local pub one afternoon when Ethel noticed something funny about Mable’s ear and said, “Mable, did you … …

A young couple moves into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, The young woman sees her neighbour hanging the wash outside… “That laundry is not … …