When a Chicken Demands Books!
A chicken walks into the library, marches to the desk, and says: “Book, book, BOOK!” The librarian hands over a couple of novels and watches the chicken as it leaves … …
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A Little Old Lady Tried To Phone.
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No madam,” … …
A Man Was Complaining To The Old Lady.
An old lady, a difficult independent, use to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons. One day, she brought with her a whole bun of fresh … …
Little Johnny Failed His Math Test.
Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad. When he returned home that afternoon, his father … …
A Man Shouts Frantically Into The Phone.
A man shouts frantically into the phone “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” asks the doctor. “No!” he shouts, … …
A Fly Buzzing Around A Barn.
There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when she happened upon a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since … …
A Baby Mosquito’s First Day To Fly Out.
It was a baby mosquito’s first day to fly out from home. When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, “How was your journey?” The … …
Abe And Esther Are Flying To Australia.
An old couple, Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and … …
Senior Citizens Were Sitting Around Talking.
A group of Sun City Senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: “My arms are so weak I can barely hold a cup of coffee”, said one. “Yes, … …
A Man And His Wife Arrive From A Trip.
A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The waiter sits them and … …