A Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper For Dog.
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to … …
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Two Dogs Are Sitting In A Bar.
Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, “wanna hear a joke?” The second dog says “sure!” The first dog says “knock knock.” The second says… WOOF WOOF … …
An Elderly Men Were Venting Their Frustrations.
A couple of elderly men were venting their frustrations about the woes of modern technology. “I just can’t ever seem to remember my darn passwords,” grumbled one of them. The … …
Two Elderly People Living In A Florida.
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of … …
A Woman Told Her Husband About The Dream.
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll … …
Johnny Was Attending His First Wedding.
A little boy Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the Johnny responded. His cousin was … …
An Old Man Goes To A Doctor.
A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.” After he left, his wife sat down on the couch … …
A Farmer’s Donkey Fell Down Into A Well.
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the … …
Two Donkeys Were Talking About Their Owners.
Two donkeys were talking about their owners: The first one said “My owner is so harassing, he beats me often” The second donkey: “Why don’t you leave your owner?” First … …
A Couple Had Two Little Boys.
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any … …