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Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her … …

An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you … …

Jesus, Moses and an old man are playing golf one day. They get to a hole which is a par 3 with a huge lake in front of the tee. … …

When a woman called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing, my husband, Glenn, and his partner—both EMTs—rushed to her home. Glenn placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse … …

Little Johnny’s teacher is doing her rounds at lunchtime, when she sees little Johnny pulling faces at another child. She starts to talk sternly to Little Johnny and says “Johnny, … …

A couple lives outside Buffalo and is used to preparing for large snowstorms. One of the preparations for many years has been tuning in to the local radio station at … …

A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!” “You sure you got them … …

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. “Wow…that looks deep.” “Sure does… toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it … …

A couple of old guys were golfing, when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. T for a new set of dentures the next morning. His elderly … …

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. … …