A Small Farm Boy Milking His Cow.
A small farm boy named Little Johnny was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging toward him. As horrified workers nearby watched, Little Johnny calmly … …
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A Little Old Lady Was Walking Her Dog.
A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her little dog spotted … …
An Old Lady Is Turning 100.
An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with no problems. Since she … …
Brendan Visiting His Family.
Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport: After verifying his seat number with … …
A Lawyer Was Sitting At His Desk At Home.
A lawyer was sitting at his desk at home when his wife entered the room. She asked, “Do you remember on our wedding day you promised to always tell me … …
A Pretty Girl Walking Up To A Department Store’s.
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one … …
A Horse, A Cow, And A Chicken Live On A Farm.
A horse, a cow, and a chicken live on a farm. One day their owner goes on vacation but accidentally leaves the TV on. The animals peek in the window … …
Two Men Are Having Slow Round Of Golf.
Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the … …
An Old Man Is Having Breakfast.
An old man is having breakfast at a diner when three bikers walked in. The first biker puts out his cigarette in the old man’s pancakes. The second biker spits … …
The Baby Pigeon Complained To His Mother.
The baby pigeon complained to his mother before flying a long distance, ‘I can’t make it, I’ll get too tired.’ His mother replied, ‘Don’t worry, I’ll tie a piece of … …