A Zookeeper Lost A Pair Of Mongoose.
A zookeeper lost a pair of mongoose to a storm and needed to replace them. He began writing an email to his supplier… “Dear sir, please send me two mongooses … …
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An Old Man Had A Dog.
An old man had a dog he just loved, But the dog had the bad habit of attacking anything that moved including people. His friends told him that if he … …
The Old Man Handed His Bank Card.
The old gentleman handed his bank card to a bank teller and said. “I would like to withdraw for £50.” The teller told him. “For withdrawals less than £250, please … …
Johnny And Alex Were Sitting Outside A Clinic.
Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic. Alex was crying very loudly. Johnny: Why are you crying? Alex: I came here for a blood test. Johnny: So? … …
A Husband Wife’s Funny Quarrel.
A Husband and wife were having a serious quarrel when husband said to her, pack your things and at that point, her phone rang, so he had to stop to … …
A Princess Happened Upon A Frog In A Pond.
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, “I once was a handsome prince until an … …
Three Elderly Men Are At The Doctor’s Office.
Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” came the reply. The doctor rolls … …
An Elderly Couple, A Priest, And A Doctor Walk Into A Bar.
“In the Bible states that life begins at conception Jeremiah 1:5 Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you. This is God’s word so it is true.” The … …
A Man Was Dragged To The Cinema.
One day, a man was dragged to the cinema by his wife who wanted to watch a romantic comedy. Half an hour into the film, the man felt a nudge … …
Johnny Teaches His Entire Family A Lesson.
Little Johnny and his family often travelled to visit his grandmother for meals during the holiday season and special events Easter Sunday, Thanksgiving, Christmas. One day, Little Johnny and his … …