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A small boy named Dave lived in the local village. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him. “Dave… … …

A herd of cows and two bulls are eating grass out in the pasture. Suddenly, a great gust of wind comes ripping across the prairie and knocks all the cows … …

An 89-year-old Father of four sons was dying. The family gathered around his bed trying to make his last journey comfortable. They tried giving him some warm milk to drink … …

Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown: They turned a corner and see a sign that says, ‘Old Timer’s Bar – All drinks 10 cents’ They … …

A middle-aged male professor receives a knock on the door of his office on campus. After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old … …

A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” The father replied. “Well son, you must have got it from … …

A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not … …

A city boy driving through the country passes a chicken farm and he is doing 55 mph. A chicken runs by and passes him inside of his fenced in field. … …

A boy decides to learn the language of all animals. – Dad, there is a school where you can learn the language of animals. Please, give me money to go … …

An arrogant professor boards a plane and gets a seat beside an old man. Mid-flight, the professor decides to play a game with the old man and prove he’s intellectually … …