Anna Was 79 Years Old And Lived On The Third Floor.
Anna was 79 years old and lived on the third floor of a boarding house.
Despite her age, she was still a real pistol-packin’ mama.
However, one day she fell and broke her leg.
An ambulance drove her to the hospital where a doctor put a cast on it.
When he was done, he warned her,
“Now don’t be walking up or down any stairs, okay?”
Anna nodded and thought that this sounded reasonable.
A few weeks later, the doctor took off the cast.
“So, can I climb stairs now?” asked the little old lady.
“Yes,” he replied.
“Thank goodness!” she said.
“I’m sick and tired of climbing up and down that drainpipe!”