An Irish guy goes on a skiing trip to Canada.

After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.

After about five or six whiskeys,

he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall…

He asks the bartender,

“What the heck is that?”

The bartender replies,

“It’s a moose.”

The Irish man says,

“#$%& me! How big are the cats here?”