An Elderly Priest Went Out To His Farm.

One day an elderly priest went out to his farm to check his hens,

But to his surprise there was no rooster!

During mass he asked,

“Has anyone seen a cock?”

All the women stood up

He then said,

“I mean, has anyone got a cock?”

All the men stood up.

He said, “No, no, I mean has anyone seen a cock that does not belong to them?”

Half of the women stood up.

“No, no, no, I mean has anyone seen my cock?”

All the choir boys stood up!