One day an elderly priest went out to his farm to check his hens,

But to his surprise there was no rooster!

During mass he asked,

“Has anyone seen a cock?”

All the women stood up

He then said,

“I mean, has anyone got a cock?”

All the men stood up.

He said, “No, no, I mean has anyone seen a cock that does not belong to them?”

Half of the women stood up.

“No, no, no, I mean has anyone seen my cock?”

All the choir boys stood up!