A Young Man Is Marrying Into A Strict Orthadox Family.
A young reform man is marrying into a strictly orthodox family.
The day before the wedding, he goes to visit his future father-in-law.
“Out of respect for your beliefs sir, I wanted to ask you a few questions.”
“Well, after the wedding, is there a time I should wait before we-“
“My boy, were I a young man on my wedding night, I would not wait one moment longer! Physical love in marriage is a beautiful thing, created by G-d.”
“That’s great! But…. should I be on top?”
“If you want.”
“Could she be on top?”
“If that is what you both wish.”
“Can we do it standing up?”
The old man slammed down his first.
“NO! That I must strictly forbid!”
“Because it could lead to dancing!”