A Woman Went To A Lawyer To Discuss Divorcing Her Husband.

A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband.

“Don’t you love him anymore,” asked the lawyer?

“Oh, I still love him,” the woman replied.

“But, all he ever wants is s**, I can’t take it.”

“Instead of divorcing him why don’t you try charging him every time he wants to make love?” the lawyer suggested.

The exhausted wife decided to give the plan a try.

As soon as she walked into the house that night her husband started in on her.

“Not so fast,” she replied.

“From now on it’ll be $10 in the kitchen, $20 in the living room and $50 in the bedroom.”

“Well, then,” he said.

“Here’s $50.”

The wife began walking to the bedroom.

“Hold on,” he said, grabbing her hand.

“That’ll be five times in the kitchen!”

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