A Woman Found A Magic Bottle.

A woman found a magic bottle, rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said,

“Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I’m a one-wish genie. So, what will it be?”

The woman did not hesitate. She said,

“I want a bridge to Hawaii.

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed,

“Lady, be reasonable!!! . I’m out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I’m good, but not THAT good! I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable.”

The woman thought for a minute and said,

“Well, I’ve never been able to find the right man. You know – one that’s considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn’t watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for, a good man.”

The genie let out a sigh and said,

“Let me see the damn map again.”

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