A Wealthy Hospital Benefactor Was Being Shown Around The Hospital.
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour,
she passed a room where a male patient was m@sturb@t!ng furiously.
“Oh my GOD!” screamed the old woman.
“That’s disgraceful! Why is he doing that?”
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained.
“I’m very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his test!cles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn’t do that at least five times a day, he’ll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.”
“Oh, well, in that case, I guess it’s okay,” said the old woman…
As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral s*x on him.
Again, the old woman screamed,
“Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?”
Again the doctor spoke very calmly:
“Same illness, better health plan. “