A policeman pulls over a priest for swerving.

As the officer approaches the window he notices a bottle in a brown bag on the seat.

Officer says, “father, I pulled you over for swerving back there. You haven’t been drinking have you?”

“No my son. Why would you ask that?”

“Well, I noticed the bottle on the seat next to you.”

“Oh my son, that’s just holy water.”

“OK father. So why is it in a bag?”

“Well my son, that is to protect it from the sun’s rays.”

“Mind if I take a sip?”

“Not at all my son.”

As the officer puts the bottle to his lips and takes a drink, he immediately spits it out…

“Father, this is wine.”

The priest,

“PRAISE THE LORD. HE’S DONE IT AGAIN!”