A married man died before he could have s** with his wife.

The wife decided not to remarry or have s**ual relations with another man, instead, she cut off her late husband’s pen*!$ and mounted it to the wall.

Each night she went to the wall and satisfied herself.

One day the neighbour Mr Samuel found out what was happening, and he made a hole through the wall, removed the dead man’s pe**** and put his own pe**** and waited for the lady.

Unfortunately that same day the lady came with a knife and said

“darling, we are moving to a new house today.”