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A Man Was Sitting In A Bar One Day.

A man was sitting in a bar one day.

Two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.

So he said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”

One of them snarled at me,

“It’s Wales, dumbo!”

So I corrected myself,

“Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?”

“That’s about as far as he remembers.”