A man walks into a bar…

The bartender asks

“Why the long face?”

The man replies

“I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided I’m going to drink myself to death.”

The bartender looks shocked and says

“I’m sorry I can’t help you kill yourself.”

The man asks

“Well what would you do in my situation?”

The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says

“If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn’t sit around feeling sorry for myself, I’d kill the guy.”

The man jumps up from his stool and shouts

“That’s a great idea! Thanks!” and runs out of the bar.

A couple of hours go by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.

“Did you kill the guy?” The bartender asks nervously.

“Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please.”