A madcap escaped from the mental asylum and hid in a farm barn.

Feeling bored, he decided to drag a Jenny/ moke( female donkey), a male donkey and decided to marry them.

He gathered all the barn animals and began the ceremony.

He started by asking:

” Do you promise to stay beside each other, eat hay with each other and graze forth till death do you part?”

Then pinched them both till they hee-hawed.

Then he said:

” I now pronounce you donkey and wife”…

Then looked at the donkey and said:

” You may now kick the bride”