A hen lays a shockingly huge egg.

News reporters visit the hen for an interview.

“This is amazing,” they tell the hen,

“a two-pound egg, that’s unheard of! Do you have any goals for the future?”

“Yes, I’m really aiming for a four-pounder!” says the hen proudly.

“And you, sir, congratulations,” the reporter approaches the rooster,

“what are your goals for the future?”

The rooster replies darkly,

“To beat up that darn ostrich!”