A Couple Of Counterfeiters Made A Mistake.

A couple of counterfeiters made a mistake one time and ended up with a batch of £15 notes.

One of them says

“We gotta get rid of these things. We’ll go to Essex I know a little town there. They’re so dumb they won’t know a thing.”

So off they go.

Soon they arrive at a service station and buy some petrol.

The guy at the counter looks a little simple-minded.

“Hey, can you break a 15-pound note for me,” one of them says.

“Oh, sure, no problem,” the cashier says.

The counterfeiter’s grin at each other.

“I told you,” the one whispers to the other and they fist bump.

Then the cashier says to them,

“so, do you want an 8 and a 7, or two 3’s and a 9?”