A burglar is sneaking through this house one night when out of the darkness comes a voice:

“I can see you, and Jesus can, too.”

The burglar freezes in his tracks and is too frightened to move.

He waits a few moments and nothing more happens, so he moves forward.

Again from the darkness comes the voice:

“I can see you, and Jesus can, too.”

The burglar is petrified and too frightened to move a muscle.

After 30 minutes, he decides to do something.

He backs very slowly and tentatively to the wall and feels around for a light switch. He switches on the light and there in front of him sits a cockatoo in a cage, who says,

“I can see you, and Jesus can, too.”

Greatly relieved, the burglar sighs,

“It’s just a cocktaoo.”

The cockatoo looks at the burglar and says,

“I might be just a cockatoo, but Jesus is a big Rottweiler.”