Man Asks Kid The Way To Post Office And Gets The Funniest Reply

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A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of Morrisons Store.

As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can You tell me where the Post Office is?”

The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street and at the end turn to your right.”

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I’m the new minister in town. I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday.

I’ll show you how to get To Heaven.”

The little boy replied with a chuckle. “Awww, come on… You don’t even know the way to the Post Office.”

A Little Boy in a Teacher’s Class Makes Everything Sound Dirty

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating.”

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word “fascinate, not fascinating”.

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word “fascinate.”

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate”, so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.”


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