A Man Walks Into A Bar, Reaches Into His Pocket And Pulls Out A Little Man.

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A man walks into a bar. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a little man, maybe a foot tall, and a little piano.

He puts them both on the bar and the little guy starts playing Mozart as the man orders his drink.

The bartender says “I’m sure it’s none of my business, but where did you find a little man who plays piano like that?”

The guy says “There’s a genie outside granting wishes, I bet he’s still there if you hurry.”

The bartender runs outside, and moments later a bunch of ducks come in through the front door and start causing a big ruckus.

The bartender says “You didn’t tell me the genie was deaf, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.”

The guy says,

Do you really think I asked for an eleven inch pianist?”

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An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar.

As they are sitting down and drinking, they eventually start talking about conception and the question of

“when does life begin”.

The priest said in the Bible states that life begins at conception Jeremiah 1:5

“Before I formed you in the womb I knew you”. This is God’s word so it is true.

The doctor looked at the priest funny and said,

“You cannot be serious, I have been in practice for years and life begins at birth when you breathe your first breath of air.”

The priest and doctor continue to argue their point and as others began to shift their attention to their conversation, the old man spoke.

“You are both wrong, my wife and I fully agree that life begins when your kids finally move out of the house”.


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