A Man Walks Into A Bar And Orders A Whiskey.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.

The barkeep says “That’ll be 2 pence”

“2 pence!?” said the man. “That’s cheap! Do you sell food?”

“Yep” , said the barkeep.

“Alright, I’ll have a steak and chips” replied the man.

“Sure” said the barkeep, “That’s also 2 pence”.

“Goodness me!” said the man. “How can you charge so little?” … “Are you the owner?”.

“Nope, but I’m a friend of the owner” replied the barkeep.

“Well where’s the owner?” asked the man.

“Oh, he’s upstairs with my wife!” replied the barkeep.

“What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” asked the man.

“The same thing I’m doing to his business” replied the barkeep.


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