A man came home from work one day.
His wife greeted him “Hello darling, how was your day?”
“No time for that,” he replied. “Just get me a cup of tea before it starts!”
Confused, the wife hurried to make a cup of tea.
She gave him the cup. He stretched out on the sofa, and sipped the tea.
“What did you mean, ‘before it starts’?” She asked.
“Not now, quickly, get me some dinner before it starts!”
Obediently, she went to the kitchen and prepared his food. He gobbled down dinner, burped and said “Go get me a beer, fast!”
She complained “Now one min-”
“No time,” he interrupted. “It’s nearly starting!”
So off she went, and brought him a cold beer.
He gulped the beer down, belched, and said “Quick, go get me some cigarettes. It’s nearly starting.”
The wife lost her patience.
“HOW DARE YOU! YOU SIT THERE ON THE SOFA WHILE I RUN AROUND BRINGING YOU STUFF? I WORK LIKE A SLAVE IN THIS HOUSE, YOU DON’T EVEN THANK ME ONCE, YOU JUST SIT THERE BURPING AND SMOKING ALL DAY WHILE…”
The man sighed.
“Oh dear, it’s started!”