A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a restaurant.
They are having a fun time and give their waitress a huge tip. Super excited about the tip, the waitress decides to tell them a secret: In the women’s bathroom, there is a magical mirror. If you tell it something truthful, you will be greatly rewarded. However, if you lie to the mirror, you will disappear in a poof.”
Excited to try this mirror out, the women rush to the restroom. The brunette decides to show off and claim she is the most beautiful girl there. “I think I’m the most beautiful person at this restaurant.” A million dollars appears in her hands.
The redhead is feeling a little offended. She decides to show off how smart she is: “I think I’m the smartest person in this restaurant.” The keys to a lamborghini magically show up in her purse.
The blonde, super excited to get something really cool, starts to tell the mirror something: “I think–” poof. she is never seen again.